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showAuth({"version":"1.0","encoding":"UTF-8","entry":{"xmlns":"http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom","xmlns$blogger":"http://schemas.google.com/blogger/2008","xmlns$georss":"http://www.georss.org/georss","xmlns$gd":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005","xmlns$thr":"http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0","id":{"$t":"tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-708938817000327103.post-8733910010205123741"},"published":{"$t":"2013-05-30T18:53:00.000+09:30"},"updated":{"$t":"2015-07-23T00:20:30.538+09:30"},"category":[{"scheme":"http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#","term":"Columns"}],"title":{"type":"text","$t":""},"content":{"type":"html","$t":"\u003Cdiv class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"\u003E\n\u003Ca href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Fp6i3bax8dA\/UrLIKdFC71I\/AAAAAAAAAzc\/GLGXis9xDq4\/s1600\/port-col-gadgets.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"\u003E\u003Cimg border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Fp6i3bax8dA\/UrLIKdFC71I\/AAAAAAAAAzc\/GLGXis9xDq4\/s1600\/port-col-gadgets.jpg\" \/\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nTHANK god for the Soup Mate and its brethren, the ‘‘Soup Simple’’ and the ‘‘Soup Maker’’, all of which address the obviously crippling daily problem of how difficult it is to blend vegetables into liquid.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nYes, there really is more than one appliance costing $100 or more that does exactly the same thing as a blender and an old saucepan. What a golden age we live in.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ca name='more'\u003E\u003C\/a\u003E\u003Cdiv style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003E\n-oOo-\u003C\/div\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAPART from concrete parachutes, waterproof teabags and bike-mountable ashtrays, is there anything more useless than a car alarm? Whatever genius came up with it was far more optimistic about people’s capacity to care about others’ property than I am.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nIf I hear a car alarm go off in the wee hours of the morning, I’m not dashing outside to catch a thief redhanded. Frankly I’m willing him to get a bit better at his chosen occupation and make off with that car more quickly so I can get back to sleep.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nSorry, neighbours.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nGiven that car thefts aren’t yet at 0 per cent it’s safe to say burglars aren’t really bothered by alarms either. So all round, a pretty useless invention.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nNot that car alarms are alone there. It’s 2013. We’ve got super-fast internet. Longlife milk. Polio has been\u003Cbr \/\u003E\neradicated here. As fortunate citizens of the Western world so many of our needs are met, we barely want for anything.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nBut that doesn’t stop manufacturers wanting to sell us things, and they do that by creating useless products to solve problems that don’t actually exist.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nTake the ‘‘Soup Mate’’, an appliance so incredible it warrants its own show (well, they called it a show – I’m pretty sure it was just a 20-minute advertisement, but it was still more entertaining than Celebrity Apprentice).\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nThe Soup Mate – which as far as I can see is basically a blender that heats up – is advertised as ‘‘the biggest\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nbreakthrough in soup making since the invention of pots and pans’’.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAh yes, the old pot and pan revolution of 1972. Remember that? Before that groundbreaking event everyone was making soup by throwing liquid stock directly on to the gas element and wondering why it wasn’t\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nworking.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nSo thank god for the Soup Mate and its brethren, the ‘‘Soup Simple’’ and the ‘‘Soup Maker’’, all of which address the obviously crippling daily problem of how difficult it is to blend vegetables into liquid.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nYes, there really is more than one appliance costing $100 or more that does exactly the same thing as a blender and an old saucepan. What a golden age we live in.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nAdded bonus: you can also apparently use the Soup Mate ‘‘as a teapot’’. If you like your tea flavoured like last night’s soup dinner, obviously.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nWhile we’re junking up our kitchens with utterly useless appliances, why not try the ‘‘Pie Magic’’, for all those occasions you need to make two tiny pies at a time? Or the ‘‘Snack Heroes Egg Cooker’’, the $30 electrical appliance that does exactly the same thing as an old pot filled with boiling water?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nOr the ‘‘Fondue Maker’’, ‘‘Crepe Maker’’ and ‘‘Hot Chocolate Maker’’ – all just less useful versions of the skillet and saucepan?\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nThe only need these useless inventions fulfill is that of the manufacturer, for profits. And as long as idiots\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nwho don’t know how to make soup in a pot keep buying them, they’ll keep churning them out.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nWe’ve all heard about the terrible conditions many workers are subjected to in Asia, assembling the cheap\u003Cbr \/\u003E\ngadgets and gizmos with which we junk up our houses.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nWe’ve seen, in horrific detail, the tragic effects of the West’s insatiable appetite for cheap clothing in last month’s Bangladesh factory collapse, which killed more than 1100 people.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nPerhaps it’s time we reassess our ‘‘need’’ for useless crap and focus on quality goods at a fair price.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\nBring on the pot and pan revolution.\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Cbr \/\u003E\n\u003Ci\u003EFirst published in The Advertiser, May 30, 2013.\u003C\/i\u003E"},"link":[{"rel":"edit","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/708938817000327103\/posts\/default\/8733910010205123741"},{"rel":"self","type":"application/atom+xml","href":"http:\/\/www.blogger.com\/feeds\/708938817000327103\/posts\/default\/8733910010205123741"},{"rel":"alternate","type":"text/html","href":"http:\/\/www.petrastarke.com\/2000\/12\/the-soup-mate-which-as-far-as-i-can-see.html","title":""}],"author":[{"name":{"$t":"Unknown"},"email":{"$t":"noreply@blogger.com"},"gd$image":{"rel":"http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail","width":"16","height":"16","src":"https:\/\/img1.blogblog.com\/img\/b16-rounded.gif"}}],"media$thumbnail":{"xmlns$media":"http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/","url":"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-Fp6i3bax8dA\/UrLIKdFC71I\/AAAAAAAAAzc\/GLGXis9xDq4\/s72-c\/port-col-gadgets.jpg","height":"72","width":"72"}}});